This type of page is normally reserved for someone to wax lyrical about their skills and accomplishments—how boring. However, if you like, you can just imagine a page full of glistening achievements and testaments to Ben’s ability with a sprinkling of self-indulgent waffle about why he chose magic as his path—instead of something more respectable. You can also imagine a paragraph about how Ben is a family man, a good person and an animal lover—trust me, that part would have been the most obnoxious.

The bottom line is that he does magic… and you can find lots of it here. So, stop reading this nonsense and go and learn some, or do something much more useful—like baking a cake for the entire family.